The scalpel scandal! How Briton's £1bn cosmetic surgery bill is the result of discounts for extra needless operations - Daily Mail 1st October 2008

As sales pitches go, it could hardly have been more to the point. The bottle blonde places both hands on the hem of her top, then, in a single motion, raises it up to her chin. And there they are in all their globular glory - a vast pair of false breasts which would look risible on a young woman, never mind the one in her 50s who is now proudly showing them off.

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