The Well Baby Clinic is aptly named. If there's anything wrong with your child they can't do a thing to help - The Guardian 27th June 2008

When T and D were really tiny, me and my sister, S, were in and out of the baby clinic all the time, and always on about which percentile they were on, and wasn't it interesting how the one with the bigger feet (T) was also the heavier.

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