My extra muffin is my business, not yours - The Times 31st October 2007

What did you have for breakfast? I said, what did you have for breakfast? Toast? How many pieces? And what did you have on them? I've told you this before, chocolate spread isn't good for you. Didn't you read the label? When did the contents of your breakfast become my business? I'll tell you exactly when, my friend. And where. It was on the July 5, 1948, in Park Hospital in Trafford. Now, put down that coffee. I am getting worried about your caffeine intake.

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